Dear Long-Handled Shoehorn,
Though our courtship has been a short one, I can already tell we will be partners for life. You are perfect for me. How you hang, so patiently nearby waiting for the moment when you can be useful. The way you guide my foot ever so gently in to my shoes. I feel like Cinderella!
Thank you for your support. Thank you for making life easier. Thank you for being exactly what you are and nothing else.
Let’s never break up, k?
xoxo
Sarah
